Jordan is a full-time private investigator and some-day Economics PhD student. He loves discussing any of those two things but hates internet flame wars, neck beards, fedoras and SJW philosophy.

Jordan is open to all conversation regarding the topics of his posts, as long as it is courteous, civil and refrains from personal remarks. Please no foul language, pretend you’re talking to him in person and he’s holding his 4-year-old son while you talk.